Mark Antony Rossi – Uprising Review https://uprisingreview.com Discover the Best Underrated Music Tue, 11 Jul 2017 05:04:26 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.5 Boat Sick https://uprisingreview.com/boat-sick/ https://uprisingreview.com/boat-sick/#respond Tue, 11 Jul 2017 00:47:13 +0000 http://uprisingreview.com/?p=478 ...Read More]]> I wasn’t six hours on my Caribbean cruise before a fat bastard croaked and the Captain had to turn the ship around. I was expecting sunshine and pretty girls but all I’m seeing is grumpy retirees hitting the Mongolian buffet like it’s 1999. Foreign gentlemen with funny accents visit my table far too often. I ordered enough drinks to float into the casino and avoid the annoying cruise director. This is my first boat ride and no doubt not my last — I won the trivia game and got the cheapest plastic trophy ever manufactured in China. I found the fun in being thinner and smarter than a thousand nimrods whom have no business being around food or alcohol. What an amazing trip sailing the Bermuda Triangle smashed together with spoiled teenagers, bored housewives, lanky lounge singers and robotic waiters. On a giant ship going nowhere I saw a part of my soul I thought lost to the depths of another sea a lifetime ago. Yet here I stand on deck boat sick and feeling my finest in years.

]]> https://uprisingreview.com/boat-sick/feed/ 0 Raj is Standing https://uprisingreview.com/raj-is-standing/ https://uprisingreview.com/raj-is-standing/#respond Mon, 12 Jun 2017 18:49:10 +0000 http://uprisingreview.com/?p=285 ...Read More]]> We live in a world all too happy to take a dump on your head and tell you it’s raining chocolate. Your reaction to this situation will determine how you will be treated next time. You can ignore it, lick it or beat their butt.

I’ve decided to jack up the next jerk who swings his jungle jim towards my sister. I wanna be the good guy but my back hurts from being walked on. Good guys finish last for a good reason: they are not prepared to kick ass at a moment’s notice.

They must be pushed and punched and pummeled until they get the message—which was clear from the very start. Power only respects power. And at that moment Raj rose up and beat down the bully of his village. No one ever looked at him the same way again. Even his close friends were a bit weary of him.

A small price to pay for the right to stand.

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